| Well... welcome back me bitches!!!!!!!!!! |
[15 Feb 2006|12:36pm] |
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its been quite a long time since i have last ventured on the livejournal circuit. i have more tattoos.. still do my radio show. still work for nabisco. im single... again. and i umm yea same old same old. nothing really new.
i think i may be done here. i figure i would type in here though because i can and did.
see ya fuckerssssss!
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| UPDATE THIS FAGGOT! |
[12 Jul 2005|05:14pm] |
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*ATTENTION*
My mommy isn't preggers (pregnant) anymore. As of 10:55 a.m. and 11:04 a.m. this morning/early afternoon, she popped the little suckers out. Congrats fatty, you stuck it out for the long haul. Much love sista friend (my ghetto way of saying I love you mother, great job kid.)
I am now off to go cause chaos at the hospital.
good day.
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| WELCOME BACK ME! |
[23 Jun 2005|02:34pm] |
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you like-a-da fried wonton? |
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To the town that is Perkaville. A apartment was just purchased/rented tuesday afternoon. and then A day in the life of Ellen at Sal. Val. Good times indeed. Now Ellen can just roll down the hill and BAM shes at the front-ish door.
Umm. Aside from that. no more No Doubt back tattoo. Much betterness has been brought by whom is the all mighty fine Franky. I'm going in next week-ish time to talk to him about my wrists.
Ummm. Aside from that. work sucks my ass. and my mom is about to pop. just about 8-ish months and yea she is fucken HUGE!
adioso
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| AH HAAAA....! |
[13 May 2005|03:52pm] |
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So it seems I haven't updated in awhile. But who cares.. I know you don't or you, or even the one behind you... yea, you.
So as it goes... tonight is Social Distortion at croc rock with The Eyeliners and Lost City Angels. I am interviewing The Eyeliners and Lost City Angels. I'm a little nervous but excited as well. It should be good times.
Adam is gone 'til late wednesday night... this sucks. But tomorrow night is Randy's big b-day bash! And I am going with my lovely lover Ellenino. Yea, I am.
My mom is fat, huge baby fat, like twins fat. She is going to explode.
Been working practically full-time since school stopped last week. Plan on moving out mid August, end of August the latest. I'm pretty psyched about that. I just used the word psyched. Wooo, what am I on? Who knows. Alkaline Trio is coming... not soon enough, but Ellen, Adam, and I are going. We're gonna own that shit like hookers on their regular corners.
I should get going. Travis might come with me for the first interview than go ride his bike and not go see Social D. even though he loves them like he loves chinese food. O, I've aged I think since I last updated this. I'm 20 now, yea, honestly. What a bullshit age. Nothing cool happens when your 20. And if something does/can, I don't know about it so tell me.
Good day sir and ma'm's.
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[23 Mar 2005|03:50pm] |
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| "I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS" |
[28 Feb 2005|05:12pm] |
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this weeked was fucken packed with back to back shows (friday and saturday) of SOCIAL DISTORTION!!! the pirate and i went friday night and it was fanfuckentastic, sold out and grand... but saturday the pirate and some of his friend (paul (funny as hell kid) and steve (nice cocky lad)) were there as well and the show was even better, better crowd and everything. and SOCIAL DISTORTION mixed the set up a bit so we didnt hear the same stuff in the same order which was grand. o man. and i bought an 8$ key chain because i can and did. so dont make fun of me.
and today, monday is my lazy day, many people have azy sundays but i have lazy mondays which start after 1130am... due to classes.... so i got home and matt decided we should be online drinking buddies all day.. and we are doing pretty well... we almost drunk and been online for 6-ish hours. we rock.
i miss randolf and hope to hang out with him this weekend, hes my bitchass fool. thats right. and seeing ellen wednesday, like i said before, was grand, i miss her much.
drink drink drink. flogging molly needs to be played right now but anal cunt is instead.
blahhfalkj h hh i found old pics of my self from my old house thing. o my, i look like a goon.
so long. time to drink more.
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| "RANDY, what do you hate?" |
[24 Feb 2005|12:27am] |
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"NIGGERS!"
now Randy doesn't really hate any form of "niggers" or maybe he does. but i dont think he does. that was just a joke-ish quote from Ellen's wine and cheese party saturday night. good times indeed.
Dave and Brian just left. Ellen left a little before that. It was a good night. Though the morning sucked because I bet I failed my math test, shock of shocks. But, I think I passed my Art History test.
So, big things for the weekend... SOCIAL DISTORTION FRIDAY AND SATURDAY! I am so fucken thrilled. Then I'm seeing Flogging Molly in March or some time... Conor got me my ticket (I owe him 20 beans) and then Tiger Army in March or April.. I forget. But good times are a brewin'.
Dave is apparently coming to see me tomorrow as long as satans special brew of pure white evil doesnt fall from the sky.
I work in downington sunday. BITE MY ASS. when I signed up for this job I said the furthest I'd travel is perkasie/sellersville/telford/souderton areas... not fucken past kop. fuck that noise.
so I put the old computer in my room so I can watch movies (dvd's because im cool) since my tv is a piece of mo fo shit, its barely a year old and it hasnt worked since the 2nd month ive had it. Im getting around to returning it. Honestly.
I forget what I was going to type.
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| And welcome to the weekend update... |
[07 Feb 2005|03:26pm] |
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with a brief run through of the events from thursday night 'til last night (sunday)...
*thursday night invited to hang out with conor down in KOP for the wing bowl the next morning
*went to the wing bowl at 430am friday... we didnt get in because the line was so long and apparently people were waiting outside since 6pm the night before. got covered in mud from walking through slush to and back to the car.
*went back to conors and watched a few hours of tv before heading back to allentown for randolf's show (WAR TORN LIFE WOOOOOOO! hahaha gay)
*went to the show. then we all (adam,eve,eric,rich,andy... and others) decided to go to lazer tag. our team lost. but it was still fun.
*conor slept over and went to work with me in the morning (saturday) then we went to hang out with randolf for a bit. then we went to Owens show but got lost and missed his band but i got to see eric (livefastdie) and i havent seen him in a while so that was nice. it was good seeing owen as well. looks good, shock of shocks.
*invited to hang out with dave afterwords. okwordness since mike showed up but good to see carmen and dave and some others i just met but were good kids. but seeing dave was great. drama went down because mike is selfish and puts on such an act. but all in all seeing dave and carmen and meeting ivy (again) and brian were fun times. and conor fit in well with them.
*made conor go to work with me again sunday.
*then we went back to my house to be lazy and watch the game. then i took him home and talked to dave on the tele til 230 in the am.
*SIDE NOTE* i went over 40hrs without sleep this weekend.. i think. conor might know the exact #'s.
*today (monday) hung out with matt. hes a fun kid. he talks more since last week. we saw a resemblence of hitler. there are a lot of them in the lehigh valley.
*looking for something to do tonight (monday) i may go over to matts.
*SIDE NOTE #2* I love the valley forge deer. they are soft and fluffy looking and dont run into cars or into the road. I hate every other deer out there though.
ok. thats my update. i miss ellen. i may hang out with jason wednesday and robert daubert may stop by for a bit tonight. Social Distortion for the 2nd and 3rd time on thr 25th and 26th... i cant wait. o yea, brett ended whatever it was we had before it got carried away and too serious or something. or basically before i got too attached or something. fuck it. im "A" sexual, its cool.
adios. so long. fare well. bitch.
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| i salute me. |
[01 Feb 2005|08:05pm] |
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well, i think winter is getting sick of itself. i checked the 6-10 day weather john thing... it doesnt say snow but it does say expected rain some time next week. i'll take rain.
update: brett can bite my ass.. and not in a pleasing sexual way either.
hung out with a lad last night, good kid, lives close, kind of quiet but a good kid. i see a descently strong friendship, someone to talk to. good times.
randolf and gang got signed. congrats. they also have a show friday night at the Globe in Bethlehem.
http://www.efairfield.com/inside/tour/0039.asp thats the place we're staying at in May. o yea bitch, it is nice. Theres still some room if people would like to go. let me know.
ellens bday/steve N' dans dinner thing was saturday, that was a good time filled with drinking and white people who cant dance.
theres was a gas pipe fire thing by my house which i was not aware of until i was going to school this afternoon, now this little fiasco put a shittwist on my way to school because it was on the back road i take.. which meant i had to turn around and go 10-15 minutes out of my way which means i have to wake up 10-15 minutes earlier tomorrow and leave 10-15 minutes early. 10-15 minutes is precious sleeping time when wednesdays are my shittasticly filled days. 8-1045 im in class.. then 11-3 im at my radio show.. then a 2 1/2 hour break then my 3 hour class from 635-935... fuck this noise.
my computer is being a.. o what do you call it.. O a WHORE. instant messenger isnt working and i hate phones, thus making it hard to communicate with people.
owens show is saturday, i have no one to go with and i dont want to go alone because i need someone to talk to while im driving and standing by my lonesome. i havent seen owen in a long time so id really like to go even though we probably wont really talk and he'll be too busy scamming on some vag.
i need something to do tomorrow night (being wednesday) i get home by 945-10-ish and dont have class thursday until 4pm so i'd really like to waste my time with someone. good luck with that. ha.
o snap.
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| Arrrg |
[27 Jan 2005|06:22pm] |
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My pirate name is:
Iron Mary Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
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[27 Jan 2005|12:31am] |
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I'd like to say a big fucken
HAPPY 20TH DAY OF BIRTHNESS TO THE LOVERLY
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****** ****** ****** ****** * **
OF GOSNELLNESS.
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Now, as I am looking at my little * design it does say ELLEN with ELLEN inbetween the ELLEN in *'s. tricky, huh!?! yea, but I have a feeling it isnt going to turn out as soon as I hit save entry. So, best of luck to my * design.
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| She raped what with who? Tell me more Betty Sue. |
[21 Jan 2005|12:20am] |
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who even does that? riddle me that? I hate when people cut me off every time I try to say something, and thats exactly what tit does. I hope he doesnt read this, then I'd feel a little bad. sord of. But honestly, every sentence I TRY to say, I get cut off. What the f?
Work at 8. Fantastic. Then I think Conors? Maybe? Perhaps? I'm all about punctuation marks tonight?!?!?!?!,,,,.;,'.??? Woo.
The snow has ruined my saturday and sunday night plans. Fuck you snow. I wish you only fell on the grass, not the pavement/road.
Randy just had a brilliant fantasy.. or dream.. or wish.... HolloWcynicEyeS: i wish i could be snowed in somewhere wtih a bunch of friends and a bunch of alcohola
Though his spelling wasn't 100% correct, o wells.
I want napsters 30 day free trial... then get rid of it, then get it again under a different name like Juan Don Johnson.... This could work.
"Age is just like a raffle, people stand around waiting for certain #'s to be called. When they reach 16 they get their drivers permit, 18 is a free ticket to cancer (a.k.a. smoking cigarettes), 21 is the right to drink, and 55 is 10% off of clothing and food."
Thats just a little part of my "you have 30 minutes to write a paper on your views of changing the driving age to 21" paper in english today. It made my foriegn teacher giggle like a little bitch.
AGAIN, I WILL SAY THIS... a week trip planned to head to florida around the beginning of May... i need 3-4 more people who are willing. free room, just have to pay for gas for when we drive (unless you wanna fly) and money for food, hookers, socks,and such. let me know as soon as possible.
It's first come first serve. It's starting to pan out pretty well if I do say so myself, and I do. And even if it doesn't, Conor and I will still go and take over Florida in the matter of seconds. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Shorties watching shorties is good. I enjoy it. Thats all I have to say about that.
Fair enough, I guess I should head to bed... read a little (Fargo Rock City...I highly suggest this writer, well thats not his name, his name is Chuck Klosterman (maybe its 2 n's, ehh either way))... goodnight. so long. bye. farewell. adios. peace bitches.
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| I bought a caddy and then shot a white woman in the neck. |
[12 Jan 2005|10:18pm] |
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Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"
April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.
UPDATE:
-still in florida
-still many old people
-went to the east coast this week.
-met a boy named randy who introduced me to his friend tony.
-tony is a cute lad.
-we had a winter fling.
-im back on the west coast of florida now.
-i miss my friends and me mum.
-nothing is on tuesdays at 4 in the morning.. i know this because i spent 25 minutes searching last night.
-free beer at a bar is fun.
-drunken 40 something yr. old woman are funny.
-the west coast sucks.
-if your interested in going away for a week to florida around april-ish time... the room would be free {2bdrooms 2baths kitchen & living room) you just need to pay for your plane ticket.. so let me know soon. very soon. and make sure your serious about it.
I am done for now.
I come home this saturday afternoon-ish time.
Adios and so long sodiers and soldierettes.
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| hi hello livejournal ol' pal |
[03 Jan 2005|11:42am] |
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well on wednesday january 5th i am off like the wind.. for 10 days.. to go to florida (a.k.a. old people land) o it shall be a grand ol' time.
school starts back up around the 17th, and that can just bite my ass.
new years/pajama cocktail was good until sickness happened. but atleast i did better than tit did.
its 11:43 am, do you know where your kids are? well if their not in college they should be back in school. hahah faggots.
it's time for breakfast. yea, i only had one store today but tomorrow will be a shit day filled with 15 stores, but alas, i dont have to drive, i get to ride shotgun with me mum since i work with her tomorrow.
a harry potter (everyone should say britishly) party should happen. it should. dont deny it ellen.
i've been hurt. on my arm. at work. yesterday. by a box or maybe a cutter, or actually i think it was a shelf. either way, it is sore, and ouch like. mother fucker.
and what is up with "MOFO"? it can't mean mother fucker because fucker doesnt have an "O" and it wouldn't make sense if you said "MOFU", thats jsut stupid and you sound like a jackass. though, either way you slice it, you sound stupid saying both/either.
o man gilmore girls. fuck yea bitchass. i love reruns at 11 in the afternoon-ish hour.
alright. im gone. like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH.
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| so who is this character? |
[29 Dec 2004|11:53pm] |
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who are you jump_bitch? you found me on other site thingers (since i am a loser and have 348363 things online) but you are like the dust under my bed.. never to be seen or heard from (though i hope the dirt under my bed doesnt speak)
any who. who are you? and what questions was it you wanted to ask me?
adios stranger
-tamara-
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[25 Dec 2004|02:07am] |
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he didnt know that that shit was about him or didnt read it, being the previous entry, because i would think he would have commented or made fun of me some way or another.
o well.
xmas is here and i have to get up in 4 hours to help me mum. BITE MY ASS. i dont know who that was directed to.
enjoy.
so long.
bad things come in three right? so good things are around the corner, right?
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| i had these words i once wrote |
[22 Dec 2004|02:11am] |
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i cant remember where the words have gone because i know when i thought them and i know when i wrote them you were still here.
its now a year or 2 or so or less.
your gone. and writing "emo" comes too easy to everyone, and everyone does it all the time.
and pictures could tell a thousand words but they don't because you can't live through 'em.
so you just learn to deal, which is a bit ridiculous.
and memories are just revolting and make the ball in my throat rise.
because for what could have been, it isn't. and that down right sucks.
and for all the times that i've kicked myself for my decisions...
i can't even tell you where im going with this.
and you've heard this all before from millions of people.
but for some reason i think i mean it more.
so bullshit to this.
and if you read this. this couldnt be more typical.
sarcasim is my home front.
thank you.
and that one night, laying on the side of the hill. it was cold and i remember the stars.
and that time we fell asleep and i spilled the soda.
you were what i always wanted and something i always feared.
and everything comes to an end. this did sooner than it should have.
boo hoo. i know, i know, cry me a fucken river.
goodnight.
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| APPARENTLY... |
[14 Dec 2004|10:32pm] |
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people have been up to a lot and i am too lazy to read all the entries. but it was very nice having my internet broken for almost 2 weeks.
so kids... leave me something fancy. like comments. because frankly... jason is the only one kind enough to comment. and do you think this plea for comments will work? haha no, no it wont. man its tittly bitterly cold outside. my o my.
man high school reunion. MUWHAHAHA fan-fucken-shitistic!
i miss owen. he wont be reading this. but i miss him. he's a good kid who i use to hang out with then one day fell out of touch with in a split second. sad. very sad.
liar liar is on. finals are tomorrow. and the next day. goodnight.
o yea. tsunambi bomb was good. very good. motion city soundtrack and all their 12 1/2 yr old fans can bite my ass. enjoy.
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| An insight on something you'll never know or understand and i never really speak of. |
[15 Nov 2004|10:00am] |
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so here i am again. its been a little bit. or maybe it hasnt. i cant remember what the date was for my last entry.
anywho. school is going good. radio station is going good. something awful happened but hopefully time will patch it because the friendship means seriously more than anything i have right now.
u2 is on the tele right now. and by tele i mean vision. not phone. because, well frankly, i dont know u2 and if i did,.do you really think i'd be sitting home typing in a live journal? i dont.
its almost xmas, you know what that means? well if you dont, i shall tell you. it means a bunch of bullshit and ridiculousness. thats right kids. get ready because its family time. wear your helmet and fancy sweater grandma sewed you, you know which one im talking about, the one with the xmas tree on it and jesus giving you the thumbs up on the back with a though bubble that says,"all is swell this time of year."
enough of that.
its smokin' time.
this time next year i'll already live in the wonderful city of brotherly love. i cant wait because allentown is a bunch of shit. a lot of shit. shit loads of shit. shit shit shit.
i have a lot of homework to do today. i always hold homework off 'til mondays because i usually dont work and i only have one class. so yea, it makes sense. i get done class at 9 fucken 30 in the morning. so i have the whole rest of the day until sleep time to do nothing. thus being why i do homework this day.
maybe im a monday alcoholic.
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